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|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...