I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...