IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...