The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...