All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...