Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...