Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...