Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...