Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...