My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...