Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....