The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...