Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....