Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!