Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...