File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...