How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...