Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...