Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...