The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.