Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...