Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.