True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...