Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...