Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...