What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...