A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...