tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
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The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
The guide to wife translations
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
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What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...