A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...