Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...