The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...