A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
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Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Yo Mamma so fat…
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The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
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