How much will this cost me?
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Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
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Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...