Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...