Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...