Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....