Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...