Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
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Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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Pray hard
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How do they do it?
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