Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...