Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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