Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...