Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...