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Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Murphy said to his daughter
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Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
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Line Dancing
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Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Let’s see the world
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NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
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