Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...