Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!