Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...