grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...