Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...