An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...