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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
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A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
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Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
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