You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...