Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...